Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
Patrick Weekes is a gem.
Re-reblogging for the source, because I was being a bit thick when I first reblogged.
heteronormative robots and aliens: why
cisnormative robots and aliens: why
friendly reminder that the reason peter quill never opened the gift from his mother and carried it with him all those years was because when she gave it to him she told him not to open it until after she was gone and he could not bring himself to open it because that would mean admitting that she was really dead
you shut your mouth
"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”
More adventures with the #AssQuisitor. This person simultaneously seems like someone I would want to punch in the face on a regular basis and someone I would love to grab a beer with…
Freaking stop it, Patrick Weekes. You’re hurting my brain.
People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes
My whole life has been leading up to this moment
"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now
tell me more about the Shepard
I don’t know what I was expecting
I actually can’t stop crying I’m laughing so damn hard omg